1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
Well Maybe SOME OF us do…
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
This is Ethel the Bitch….She hides under the bed. I got her when she was ten days old and had to feed her every two hours with an eyedropper and a babydoll bottle. She is a real Love and drools when she purrs…just does not trust strangers. She was born Feral, and her mother was killed, so her older sibling brought her to a safe home, where they turned her over to W.A.I.F. who called me to foster parent her until she was old enough to find a home for…CALL ME SUCKER…I kept her. I called her Ethel, because she screamed like Ethel Merman sang. Loud and Long. Ethel raised Mariah, and is not really fond of Sadie yet.
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