Sunday Funnies...

Indian Mating Season


Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly
were walking through the woods. All
of a sudden one of the Indians ran up
a hill to the mouth of a small
cave. Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
he called into the cave and
listened closely until he heard an
answering, "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off
his clothes and ran into the cave.



The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked
the remaining Indian what it was all
about. "Was the other Indian crazy or
what?" The Indain replied "No, It is our
custom during mating season when
Indian men see cave, they holler
'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the
opening. If they get an answer back, it
means there's a beautiful squaw in
there waiting for us."

Just then they came upon another
cave. The second Indian ran up to the
cave, stopped, and hollered, Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there
was the answer. "Wooooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran
into the opening.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the
woods alone for a while, and then
spied a third large cave. As he looked
in amazement at the size of the huge
opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man!
Look at the size of this cave! It is
bigger than those the Indians found.
There must be some really big, fine
women in this cave!" He stood in front
of the opening and hollered with all his
might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Like the others, he then heard an
answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!WOOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOO! O!"

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on
his face , he raced into the cave
tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the
local newspaper read.....


(Get ready, this will kill ya),


NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!