Subject: Do you ever wonder??
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there?.. I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta it's butt"
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
coconut....why can't he fix the hole in the frikin boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking the time, but don't point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are
going to look up there anyway?
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Just something for you to think about, while I think of something to Blog about.
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