I cooked a rib steak dinner for my sister tonight to celebrate her Birthday. Yesterday I took a big cake into her work and sang happy birthday to her. She had plans for last night so We did dinner tonight. I asked her what she wanted and she said Bob told me you had a freezer full of steak. SO I cooked rib steaks, baked russet potatoes, a salad and garlic toast. It was soooo good. I don't know how to act with two great meals in a row. (Last night we went back for Sushi and Sashimi)
After Dinner we pulled out her new scrabble game that turns, and played. She won of course. My daughter helped Bob with his game, because he is the most intelligent man you could ever meet, but he cant spell s.h.i.t.!! Really!! He sees words so differently that you and I or anybody else. So it was a hoot of a game with him looking up words BEFORE he played them, Me challenging Phyllis' choice of words, and Me not being able to concentrate.
We are going to start playing games in this house again. I know Bob cant do Scrabble, but I can teach him to play parcheesi or MARBLES. Or sorry, or Trivial Pursuit. I can not imagine a man being 65 years old and never having played any board games. He said he just always read. He used to play chess with his Dad until he finally beat him, and his Dad put the board away and they never played again.
I crashed today. I was cleaning house, getting ready for dinner tonight, and I started to feel ice water through my veins, then I started shaking. I had eaten lunch but I went in and took my blood sugar and it was only 54!! So I grabbed some yogurt and a glass of milk and waited and still was low, so I ate a piece of zucchini bread. By that time I was starting to recover. I usually grab a spoon full of honey but I was out. Better get some.
So now the house is clean, the laundry is done, the dishes are in the dishwasher, and I am ready for bed. No nap today. ARRGGHHH.
tomorrow I am gonna scrap book some. It is time I started my own heritage scrapbook. Then Monday is Auditions and I get to start on the program and poster for that show.
Hope you all have a good one...I do...
The following is an actual question given on A Clemson University
chemistry
mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor
shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we
now
have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat)
or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One
student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that
if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.Since there
is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls
in
Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the
volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature
and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until "all
Hell breaks loose".
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until "Hell freezes over".
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take
into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is
therefore,extinct...Leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a
divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my
God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
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