Monday, October 25, 2004

One BUTT UGLY BIRD!!


Chiquita


This is my Brother's Salmon Crested Cockatoo. He got her from a friend who had her for years. She is soooooo nasty. She hates women, and adores Mike. She will sit on his shoulder for hours. and goes with him everywhere. If she goes outside, she MAY fly up to the tree tops, but all Mike has to do is move so she cant see him, and she is right there.

She pulls out her feathers. We dont know why. She's got some issues I guess. That bird hates women. You go near her cage and she will spread her ugly naked wings and nod and swing side to side and HISSSSSSS at you until you leave.

We were Bird sitting one weekend, and she started talking,. She will call Mike, say hello and then she will go "ah-oh-ah-ah- AH-AH-OH OHOHOHOHO AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just liek she is having an orgasm. Weird bird.

THey have two peach faced love birds, a cockateil and some other exotic bird. Donna was excercising one of the cockatiels and it fly into the wall, fell to the floor and WHAMMMM!!!! Zorro the Baby Ferrett was on that bird like a goose on bugs! Dead Bird, Happy Ferrett, Hysterical Daughter, and all I could do was pee my pants laughing....I am so sick.

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