Monday, June 26, 2006

Monday Funny

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the
archangel, found Him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm
going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example,
over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a
continent of black people. Balance in all things,"

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will
be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in
ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a
land area and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God, "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on
earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes,
forests, hills, plains and valleys. The people from Washington State
are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous, and they
are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely
sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known
throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed,
"What about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "There is another Washington...wait until you see the
idiots I put there."