Sunday, December 07, 2003

Here's one for Don...

Subject: Hillary Goes To School

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about
the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little
boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth" replies the boy.
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions: First - whatever happened to your
medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for
President after your husband shamed the office? and Third -
whatever happened to all those things you took when you
left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh,
that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and
asks him what his name is.

"Larry." says the boy.

"And what is your question Larry?"

"I have five questions: First - whatever happened to your medical
health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after
your husband shamed the office? Third - whatever happened to all
those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - why
did the recess bell go off twenty minutes early? And fifth -
what happened to Kenneth?"

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